Workplace Cuntometer
The Quiz That Measures Workplace Fuckery
Curious about the level of cunty behavior lurking in your workplace? This quick 5-question taster is just the appetizer—a cheeky glimpse into what might be causing your office headaches.
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No
Is there more drama and bullshit than actual work most days?
Does senior management only show up to pat themselves on the back, then promptly fuck off again?
Do minor mistakes get treated like you’ve just crashed the company jet into a kindergarten?
Does every conversation feel like a strategic arse-covering exercise?
Do your leaders react to feedback like you just insulted their dog and their mother in the same sentence?
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