Workplace Cuntometer

The Quiz That Measures Workplace Fuckery

Curious about the level of cunty behavior lurking in your workplace? This quick 5-question taster is just the appetizer—a cheeky glimpse into what might be causing your office headaches.

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Is your workplace a hotbed of shit-stirring and drama?

Does senior management only show up to pat themselves on the back and then promptly fuck off?

Do minor mistakes get treated like you’ve just crashed the company plane?

Is everyone so busy covering their asses, you can’t even see their faces anymore?

Do your bosses avoid feedback like it’s laced with anthrax?

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